NEWS!!!! Finally found you a ride.

That blue thing you hold the steering wheel in.
The little numbers in the middle of the dash. Commonly referred to as the ODOMETER.
Try to give the old guy doing the data entry a vague clue as to where you're starting your day, where you're going and where you're going to stop for the night. Booty calls, getting lost don't need to be reported. They are assumed.